a) marry him
b) end his bet and postings about who can get married first and direct all his readership to the Tripod Mothership
c) quit bitching about being single.
Now, not only can I blog about my love life — I can pull out a pointer and show you EXACTLY where he/she/it fits in. Well, maybe not “she.”
THEN. How much better will it be if I actually manage to marry Darren Helm??!!